It doesn’t come on for 20 minutes and probably the best thing about this movie will be the title but I don’t care. There are very few movies I don’t like. Think of it. Hundreds of people, all with competing creative personalities and visions come together to produce stories. Story-telling is the oldest form of art known to man. When a movie truly works, I can close my eyes and listen to the dialogue just like people used to listen to an epic poem. The best scripts flow like song.
I doubt Sharknado will be one of these, but who cares? It’s got sharks. It’s got ‘nados. And it comes on now! Why am I still blogging? I’ll let you know.