No. I’ m not doing this for money. If you register for the Turkey Burn, you will receive an invitation. Translated into Southern, that means free.
No. I’m not doing this for your email address or to hack any of your accounts. If you have not kept up with my blog, I have TBI due to having a brain tumor removed from my frontal lobe. Hacking is past my abilities.
Yes. You must be 21 to participate. We will imbibe gently as we watch our past mistakes incinerate.
Yes. There will be Firemen in attendance. I know how to handle a hose and pump, but I’m going to leave the heavy lifting to our great brawny men in fire hats.
Cleanse yourselves, fellow artists. Cleanse yourselves. And join in a deep fellowship that stems from shedding mistakes, fire and beer. Only 15 artists are allowed.